1. |
Kicked By a Kangaroo
03:20
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Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin’ in the morning dew
OK
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin’ in the morning dew
OK
8 am on a Sunday morning
I’m on me weekly hike I take a look to the trail up ahead
And what do I see staring back at me?
The meanest looking kangaroo I've ever laid eyes on
Now I've had my fair share of scuffles with roos
But this one in particular was one ferocious little bugger
This here roo wasn't just aggressive
She had a lust for blood
A near unquenchable thirst for the suffering of others
I had no choice but to take my licks like a man
And let me tell you mate
Boy could she kick
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin’ in the morning dew
Alright!
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin’ in the morning dew
Alright!
I saw the look of death in her eyes
And she matched my gaze and stared right into my soul
She loaded up onto er tail
Balancing perfectly on her muscular appendage
She held herself with such grace and precision
Like some sort of warrior goddess
Next thing I knew her foot was nestled firmly betwixt me nipples
And I proceeded to sail through the air at Mach speed
To summarize mate, to make a long story short
That kangaroo kicked the living daylights outta me
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin’ in the morning dew
Alright!
Got Kicked by a Kangaroo
Sent me flyin’ in the morning dew
OK Alright!
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2. |
Sexy Fax Machine
04:47
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Must be something in the paper
My heart quavers from the papers
Something bout that fax machine baby
Can drive a man crazy with its touch
Last night I dreamt in my sleep of those magical beeps
I love so much
Don't say that I'm insane cause ya I'm in pain
If by pain you mean love
Don’t look at me that way
There's nothing more to say
Don't treat me rough
Here we go
Sexy Fax Machine
Won't you come back to me
And fax away my misery
And don’t forget our history
Sexy Fax Machine
Won't you come back to me
And fax away my misery baby
If I were to say to you
That my love was made for two
Would you be angry
Last night I saw my printer and my feelings still do linger
But I still love you baby
No fax machine!
Ya, know I came clean
Please don't walk away
I'm tired of this ink
I see printers stink
This is the saddest day
Here we go
Sexy Fax Machine
Won't you come back to me
And fax away my misery
And don’t forget our history
Sexy Fax Machine
Won't you come back to me
And fax away my misery baby
I will remember your love
We both grown up and we’re now drifting apart
Don’t forget to cherish your time
We broke our hearts
But now we start to fall in line
Sexy Fax Machine
Won't you come back to me
And fax away my misery
And don’t forget our history
Sexy Fax Machine
Won't you come back to me
And fax away my misery baby
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3. |
Demon Slayer Nix
04:58
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Demon Slayer Nix he wields a pair of razor picks
He hacks his way and slashes through the horde
Makin it to the break of day
He’s got many words left to say
He’s trying to save what we've lost
We sleep safe and sound
While Slayer Nix hangs around
Sheltering the weak from the truth
At first, he slayed the beasts
He brought about freedom and peace
But now he reigns down upon our creed
Demon Slayer Nix, we’re tired of your vicious tricks
The demons were bad but you are worse
Livings not living when you’re under someone's thumb
It’s just the precipice of government that makes my mind go numb
Oh, it rips
And it kills
And it makes me dark inside
And I wonder just how deep it gets
And it makes me wanna cry
Demon Slayer Nix's hands are on my throat
Choking out our bank accounts and bringing on the cold
In chains
We’re caged
Like cattle churned to meat
Never get too comfortable with who you trust to lead
Nix sits upon his throne
Ransacked our only home
Taking everything not tied down
The demons pose no threat
But new evil's on our heads
Aroma of the dead covers town
He swindled desperate eyes
Won us with deceit and lies
Heroes don't exist without desire
Livings not living when you’re under someone's thumb
It’s just the precipice of government that makes my mind go numb
Oh, it rips
And it kills
And it makes me dark inside
And I wonder just how deep it gets
And it makes me wanna cry
Demon Slayer Nix's hands are on my throat
Choking out our bank accounts and bringing on the cold
In chains
We’re caged
Like cattle churned to meat
Never get too comfortable with who you trust to lead
Demon Slayer Nix's hands are on my throat
Choking out our bank accounts and bringing on the cold
In chains
We’re caged
Like cattle churned to meat
Never get too comfortable who you trust to lead
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4. |
Over The Hills
05:03
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Always something in the way
We laugh and joke
We have a toke
Walking on my grave
I try to move my feet
I’m locked up deep inside of here and I cannot find the key
Planning my escape
Hearing lonesome melodies whistling through the waves
Try to hide the shame
But each time I feel the prick of love
It just turns into pain
Overwhelming thoughts and feelings
People stealing all my love away
And it seems the more I give you
Shrinks my hope for every single day
Over the hills and far away
We grasp and choke our only hope of leaving here someday
Over the hills and far away
We grasp and choke our only hope of leaving here someday
Do I have strength
To walk away and start again living in this place?
Is this mezzanine?
It feels like purgatory here messing with my mind
Overwhelming thoughts and feelings
People stealing all my love away
And it seems the more I give you
Shrinks my hope for every single day
Over the hills and far away
We grasp and choke our only hope of leaving here someday
Over the hills and far away
We grasp and choke our only hope of leaving here someday
Over the hills and far away
We grasp and choke our only hope of leaving here someday
Over the hills and far away
We grasp and choke our only hope of leaving here someday
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5. |
Saddest Song Ever
03:55
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This is the saddest song that you ever heard
It’s about a man who sold his tiny world
It’s about greed
It’s about sin
It’s about lust
It’s about a man who sold his lover’s trust
Said I’ll go to school and I’ll make me a million dollars
Then I made that “million dollars” and I spent it all
I bought a car
And I bought a girl
And I bought a home
I bought a life but I still felt so alone
And I cried
Got this “million dollars”
Didn’t buy joy for me
I make my money but there’s something I don’t see
And God said
NOTHING
No, He didn’t respond to me
He just gave me His shoulder and left me to be
This is the saddest song that you ever heard
It’s about a man who sold his tiny world
It’s about greed
It’s about sin
It’s about lust
It’s about a man who sold his lover’s trust
I had a friend whose name was Jose
For a diamond ring
I sold his sole away
Jose was the greatest friend I ever had
The deed I done, made me sick and drove me mad
And Oh God
Three days later I had lost that diamond ring
Hey Hey Hey
Deep in my bones, I felt Satan’s sting
And I cried
Oh Lord why you give this ring to me?
Hey Hey Hey
But God had nothing to do with it
It was all me and now
Hey Hey Hey
I’m singing the saddest song that you ever heard
Hey Hey Hey
It’s about a man who sold his tiny world
Hey Hey Hey
It’s about greed
It’s about sin
It’s about lust
Hey Hey Hey
It’s about a man who sold his lover’s trust
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6. |
I Got Your Lovin'
04:27
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Born and raised in Jackson Mississippi
Where everybody's happy and we crucify hippies
Well, there's just so much to do in a town so small
Ya know everyone has Jesus
And we don't need malls
Well, I told ya brotha
And I’ll tell u again
Don’t ask too many questions or you can’t make friends
Your grandpa’s not a monkey
He’s a human being
So put down that science book my friend
And allow him to sing
Come on now
Take me down to them country roads
Where the grass is green and the folks are cool
I said take what you want cause we don't need a lot
We just need the lovin that’s inside our hearts
Alright
Yesterday I took a walk to the church and I sat myself down on the pew
And then a pretty young woman took a seat next to me and said
“hey man how do you do?”
Well, I told that whore to get back from me,
I said
“hey woman hands of my bod”
Oh man these ladies must behave themselves
When their sitting in the house of God
Come on now
Take me down to them country roads
Where the grass is green and the folks are cool
I said take what you want cause we don't need a lot
We just need the lovin that’s inside our hearts
One more time
Take me down to them country roads
Where the grass is green and the folks are cool
I said
Take what you want cause we don't need a lot
We just need the lovin that’s inside our hearts
Yes, we do!
I got your lovin right in my arms with my heart on my sleeve
I got your lovin right in my arms with my heart on my sleeve
All together now
I got your lovin right in my arms with my heart on my sleeve
One more time now
I got your lovin right in my arms with my heart on my sleeve
Keep it going
I got your lovin right in my arms with my heart on my sleeve
I got your lovin right in my arms with my heart on my sleeve
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7. |
Karen I'm Sorry
07:07
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Karen I am sorry but please let me see my kids
Karen, don’t you see me crying?
I just want to hold my little boy
Oh, Karen don’t you hear me grovel?
Please let me love my flesh and blood
Oh, Karen I’m begging on my knees
My children are all I've got
Malicious
Furtive minx
Shoulda known better than to have my kids
Sadistic
Grotesque
Leech
Soaking up my bank account you made me weak
Villain
Screeching
Vindictive bitch
Why did I let me and you get hitched?
Beating
Pounding on your door
Loved when I was rich
And left me poor
Crying
Bleeding on your lap
Spawning rays of sunshine till the sun went bad
Oh, Karen where did the good times go?
It would seem you've pissed it all away
I'm suffocating with no air in sight
Don’t you think I've learned my place?
I bleed my blood and you bleed ice
When did you become so cold?
Reminisce about the times we’ve had
Our feel of limerence grows old
Why does all my love go bad?
Everything was taken from me
I didn't think God could get this cruel
But all I think to do is pray
It feels like a goddamn curse of the bloodiest worst ways
I don’t understand it now my insides throb with
RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEE
The darkness swells inside
I’m so damn tired of this
Lost my job and spouse
My money
My house and kids
And I've come so numb to be engulfed in shame
So tired of lonely nights
Exhausting fights and pain
Pain
Pain
Pain
Pain
PAAAAAAIIIIINNNNN
Oh God it hurts
Oh God it hurts
Oh God it hurts so very much
The feelings gone
The feelings gone
My love is gone
My brain is black
It’s numb
It’s numb
It’s numb
Swallowed up my life
Scrounging up a blade
Shutting up my wife
Couldn’t quell the pain
Screaming in my head
Screeching in my mind
Do I want her dead?
Someone has to die
Should it be me
Should it be her
It has to be us both for sure
My conscience leaves
The beast is here
The blood it seeps drowned in our tears
My brain is black
My love is gone
She won’t come back
Ache in my bones
The children weep
What have I done
The cuts run deep
And I can't run
Destroyed my life
But I exist
A walking ghost
With Satan’s kiss
I’m sorry babe
I’m sorry kids
I’m sorry Lord for what I did
It’s over now
I hold my breathe until the sweet release of death
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8. |
Communist Dogs
04:37
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Churning and burning
We’re constantly turning
The cash we made Into a mess
Fighting and striving in a system so dividing
The dogs on top feed us less and less
The cash we've made eventually fades
Into the jumbled knots of corrupt cops that we keep paid
Always trying to do the best we can
With the shrieks of poverty that plague this land
Can’t you see the money is misplaced
Don't give me facts about my tax till you fix your ways
Take a look
The ghettos are inflamed
People starve in fancy cars just to hide the shame
Scoundrel hounds
You’re the laziest of bums
Greedy eyes and filthy lies under your thumbs
Put down my money
You communist pig
I put my sweat and tears into that dollar bill
Hands off my stack
Before I cut you down
I'm tired of these leeches
Feeding off our ground
Don't take my money
And throw it all away
I could spend it better than you any day
You filthy dogs are always at my door
You have your gluttonous dinners while the rest of us grow poor
Our money pays for the food inside your mouths
Just keep that in mind next time things go south
Don't take my money
Don't take the time I've spent
And flush it down the toilet
You goddamn government
Don't take my money
Don't take the time I've spent
And flush it down the toilet
You goddamn government
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9. |
Truth Gets No Reward
07:25
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I just don't know where to begin
Seems I've been fighting and riding this road for too long
Just give me a chance
It will not be in vain
I've learned through my faults
And I've learned through my pain
Bled so much and sunk so low
I’ve chalked my hands and chased that score
I lay my head on concrete floors
I’ve walked through fire
Been through the ring
I’ve stained my eyes with vagrant wings
I’ve tried so hard to keep it clean
I’ve left my love everything
I give you my soul and give heartache
You fed me your lies
And I took the bait
I just don’t know where to begin
Seems I've been fighting and riding this road for too long
I’ve been cut
I’ve been hurt
I’ve been spit out and chewed
I’ve been lost
I’ve been found
I’ve been wronged and abused
I have lied
I have cheated
I've done some things wrong
I confess all my sins and I'm singing this song
Now all that I've done is all true and right
But I get on my knees and I pray to the light
I stayed true to myself and the people I've hurt
And I never did ever go back on my word
I stayed true to myself
I stayed true to this world
But people don't care they just wanna be heard
And nobody cares about telling the truth
They want what they want
Oh, what can I do?
How can I be happy when I’m not myself?
It all will mean nothing, your plastic and wealth
When you can't look your friends in the eyes
Ashamed of the truth beneath all your lies
Relations are vapid, cliché and stale
Your sole will be crooked
Your heart will be frail
Truth Gets No Reward
Not in whiskey or dimes
But life is not worth living behind glass eyes
Man is often disillusioned from his aspirations to authenticity and righteousness
But I assure you my brothers and sisters
All deeds have their consequence
We are all siblings of the same creed
And in this creed
We are wrought by the sinful and malicious
Plagued by the deceit imposed upon us by our fellow man
How can I call you my brother?
My own flesh and blood
If you cannot be truthful?
We must purge the apathy towards virtue
And right the wrongs behind us
Marching forward with love in our eyes
Only then can we achieve the harmony we desire
Only then will we be liberated from our sins
At the crossroads of our ascension
We must choose to be driven by empathy for each other
Because at the end of time
Realize we are the brotherhood
We must stand together and consolidate in fairness
Bonded by love
Love for ourselves but more importantly love for mankind
We are individuals striving for a better tomorrow
And in an age plagued by misguided ideas and deceit
I remind you one last time
Truth IS rewarded
Be authentic
Pursue honesty
Be the righteous man you want to see staring back at you
Practice love and understanding for your brothers of mankind
For if you are to slip and be consumed by darkness
You have not only failed yourself
You have failed your creed
So, the next time you are tempted by the grips of malice
I leave you with two words….
BE RIGHTEOUS!
I just don't know where to begin
Seems I've been fighting and riding this road
For too long
I just don't know where to begin
I've come so far
Done so much wrong
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Misanthropes Coopersburg, Pennsylvania
Misanthrope Definition: a person who dislikes humankind and avoids human society.
Otherwise known
as a cynic, sceptic or grouch.
Misanthropes are:
Magnus Frable – guitar, vocals
Michael Corrado - drums
Michael Lendvay – bass, vocals
Kristi Weaver – cello, vocals
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